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Tonight (well, technically last night, but I'm writing this at 1 in the morning) I watched some of the corniest (it's a word, I looked it up) movies known to man.
(To be accurate, I only saw bits and pieces of each film since I was trying my darndest to get work done, but I watched enough to experience each movie's particular brand of ridiculousness.)
(It seems I like parenthesis past midnight.)
Anyway, first I saw the tail end of "PCU"-- a completely random choice that can only be credited to my completely random roommate...
Next up was "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"-- a classic to be sure. How could I ever doubt Keanu Reeve's acting success? I immediately texted my best friend since it was a perennial favorite at her house growing up.
My text: I'm watching bill and ted's excellent adventure right now. Too funny.
Her response: Lol. It's a great movie :)
Nuff said. Dude. (Cue air guitar rift.)
Oh, and I totally called the boy a "dickweed" tonight. Just for fun. Yes.
At this point, I had to seclude myself in the bedroom to finish writing a story. When I emerged, what else was on the boob tube but "Little Giants." This had to be my favorite of the night. I'm sure I've seen it before, sometime in my youth, but I couldn't remember it-- which made it all the more entertaining. Every other line had me laughing and I found myself rooting (out loud, mind you) for the misfit peewee football team and Becky "Icebox" O'Shea-- remember her? The hardcore cheerleader-turned-linebacker. Total girl power.
Now remember, all this cheesiness happened in one night. But I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that last night, the boy made me watch "Smokey and the Bandit." (And I couldn't get over how almost ageless Sally Field is!) But really, what is going on in my apartment? Someone come save me and take me to a chick flick, quick.
I do have to state, for the record, that I did not watch "Groundhog Day" on Groundhog Day (that's yesterday, for those people who, like me, had no idea. I blame my calendar). That movie drives me bonkers.
So tell, me what's the cheesiest movie you've seen lately? It can be old or new but the cheesier/ cornier/ ridonkulous the better.
P.S. I can only imagine what using the words "dickweed" and "boob tube" will do to my blog on Google...